Zelensky is a Coward

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is a big fat vajayjay. He showed his true colors recently, though most Westerners have paid zero attention to what’s been going on, and just repeating what Tucker Carlson tells them to repeat.

When I need to be told what to think, I only trust news sources that show me the same picture I’ve been seeing for the last decade.

And video game footage.

There was a time, long ago, when video game footage couldn’t even be shown on television (excepting the shows sponsored by Nintendo and Atari). Apparently now video game cut scenes can be used as a substitute for actual footage of real things happening.

But we’re not talking about the fake news, the NATO military build-up in Ukraine, or even how video games are more like movies that require you to press a button every 5 minutes to keep watching. We’re talking about what a snake Zelensky is. His actions speak so much louder.

So the situation is, the Ukrainian President has been allowing NATO (basically America, let’s be honest), to build up its military presence in the country, particularly near the Russian border. There is, or was, an agreement that NATO stays out of Ukraine, and Russia stays in Russia. The Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelensky, has been allowing a massive NATO build-up in his country.

Does this make anyone else think “Burisma” ? I have no clue if there’s a connection, but son of a bitch, he got the money.

It’s like….Ukraine didn’t need to specifically be an ally of Russia. They just needed to stand there and keep the kids separated. That’s it. Need it be said that Ukraine had just one job?

Now, it’s true that Zelensky claimed to be open to talks and negotiation. Unfortunately, closing his country to NATO isn’t apparently an option. Which is super hilarious when you consider the next point.

NATO bailed.

This jackass was basically selling out his country, banking entirely on America and Europe to prevent any actual military act by Russia, or to at least combat it Too bad Ukraine isn’t part of either of those things, nor do they have any agreements securing their protection.

Alrighty, now that we established some basic understanding of the alleged situation, we can examine the cowardice of Zelensky. As we all know by now, Russia has entered the Ukraine with the clear intent to dismantle the power of the government. Self-preservation kicks in.

Zelensky, having no support from NATO, publicly begged to join them. Obviously they said no, and in fact, have agreed not to let Ukraine join. NATO, aka, the “No Ukraines Club”.

idk who the black guy is, but the other image has that protection thing and I’m too lazy to open Paint

DENIED! How embarrassing. For real though, I almost feel bad. Almost. But not really, because then Zelensky went and groveled to the European Union, begging for immediate membership.

This motherf***er….he’s literally willing to agree to anything to get military protection. Maybe he’ll strike a deal with China. Highly unlikely, I seriously doubt Xi Jinping has any interest in provoking Russia. He’d be fresh out of friends. Needless to say, the Europeans said no, trying not to laugh.

I’m sorry, folks, but we have to be honest here. How are you going to be negotiating with a guy that lets your literal enemy set up weapons on the property line?

Let’s say you have some serious, serious, issue with a neighbor. To the point where you literally will kill each other, if the status quo isn’t maintained. Luckily, there’s a property in between your lot and his. Your paths never cross, you never see each other, kids go to different schools, everything. Everything is as chill as it can be, as long as the middle neighbor stays put.

Then one day, you find out that your middle neighbor is letting your enemy set up cruise missile launchers in his yard, easily able to target your house. "

“Oh HELL no!”, you say in protest, jumping the fence ready to kick some ass. The enemy takes his nuclear convoy and runs home, leaving the middle neighbor to explain himself. As you proceed to make sure this never happens again, the middle neighbor begs your enemy for help.

Hilariously, your enemy pretends not to know the middle neighbor and tells him to deal with his problems on his own. He just got hung out to dry.


Zelensky is the middle neighbor. The entire world, while happy to chant angry words towards Russia (people love to chant, let’s be honest), has no real interest in helping Ukraine. It’s like, “Yeah, we don’t know you, bud.”

Anyway, there’s basically no possible way Zelensky can remain in power. Not only from Russia’s point of view, but really all nations. He’s proven that he’ll put the entire nation in jeopardy just to make foreign interests happy, only to have them lose interest. Imagine Russia is a pack of wolves chasing Zelensky, and the EU answers the door, says, “No thanks.”, and closes it, leaving him to the wolves.

I doubt any other nation is interested in getting involved. Even if they did, then what happens when things go sideways? He goes running to Moscow? Give me a break. Zelensky has got to go.

Hey hey! Ho ho! Zelensky has got to go!

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