Meth Induced Jihad

It’s Officially a Thing in Seattle

Yes, this is a thing that happened. No, it’s not really a radical Islamic thing…I mean… uh, let’s look at some unrelated pictures, first.

At first, this is kind of what one thinks of when you hear about someone committing first-degree murder after doing meth and reading the Koran.

Then I thought about how this happened in Seattle. So it was probably this guy, clearly on methamphetamine and clearly capable of homicide.

When in reality, this is a lot closer to the truth. The Koran blew his mind - let it blow yours, too!

So the story is, there was a guy in Seattle who did meth for 4 days straight. Yeah I know, that’s not very specific. Anyway, in that time he was reading the Qur’an, as you do when high on meth.

Having read the Qur’an, the only reasonable conclusion to be drawn was that the man’s girlfriend must die. Makes sense, no argument there.

He also concluded that she had to die by his hand. …Yeah, no, that’s not quite reasonable anymore. Maybe let’s not….oh, too late. He did.

We know that it was 1st degree because her death wasn’t sudden, it was planned. He invited her over for coitus and then killed her.

Wait, no, I missed a part. He invited her over for coitus, then after she fell asleep he woke her up. To kill her.

I’m not making this shit up, it’s ridiculous. Idk if you can find it by searching “meth induced jihad”, but I’m sure you can find a story about a man on meth killing his girlfriend. In Seattle. Look for the Islamic one. (The brown one ( I assume there’s more than one recent Murder 1’s involving the Quran in Seattle)).

Speaking of brown people who do meth, here’s a picture of George Floyd, in happier times.