Things You Should Never Google

I saw a link to sponsored content with that title and picture. Freaking hilarious. It was one of those sites with a lot of sponsored content, you know the ones. I had looked up ‘autocannibalism’ on Yahoo! and one thing led to another, so obviously blue waffle.

Btw you should totally search images for Blue Waffle with safe search off. Also recommended, Special Fried Rice.

Do you like parties? Do you like lemons? Why not have a Lemon Party?

Do you like spinning? Do you like looping .gifs? Do you like late 80’s club music? Do you like meat? You’ll have to do a little digging to find an archived version of meatspin.com Don’t bother going for the high record for # of spins, I already got the highest possible.

If those gross internet things weren’t enough, you could search for pictures of open defecation in Lagos. Then get mad that Africa sucks, then be glad that black people can’t afford the internet.