Dual Function Hidden Spy Camera

Hello, wonderful person! Presumably if you’re on this page, you are looking to buy some super sneaky surveillance solutions. I don’t want to waste your time or question your intelligence. Unfortunately, short and sweet doesn’t work when it comes to promoting a dropship product via Google Ads.

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Otherwise, scroll down for product information followed by a full Rockydennis Presents disclosure!

Okay, so what are we looking at here?

 Lights, cameras, Wi-Fi action! For real, you have actual functioning LED bulbs for a low-cost lighting solution that screws into any conventional light socket. Also, the bulbs are surveillance cameras!

Go on, I’m listening.

 It’s really that simple. Here, let me copy and paste the highlights as written by the manufacturer. I’ll go through and comment on each point, because that’s a big part of what I do.


Highlights:

  • 720p HD night-vision video and audio recording

    720p means smaller file sizes, so more screen time per megabyte of storage.
    But what about video quality? *     This used to be a link to YouTube. Not anymore* shot entirely in 720 so you can see for yourself what to expect..

    I have no idea what the audio quality sounds like, but I will assume it is on par with a budget cell phone.

  • Fully functional light bulb

    Your light fixture doesn’t need to stop illuminating your room, just because it’s now powering a surveillance device!

  • Wireless device: watch remotely on phone or tablet
    I suspect that in 2021, this feature is hardly worth mentioning. Your refrigerator was doing this in 2008.

  • Up to 32GB of storage space or record to phone
    That’s like 10 hours+ of footage. …okay, just Google’d it. 10 hours 40 minutes. So even if you aren’t streaming to a device with ample storage, you can at least keep an eye on things while you’re at work.

  • Includes night vision

    No need to turn the lights on just to spy on your neighbors!

  • Easy set up - plugs straight into light socket
    It’s just that simple!

  • Draws power from light socket
    I love that they explicitly clarify this. If you’re an old fart like me, then you’re skeptical of things like light bulbs that can hear what you say. “So you mean to tell me there’s no batteries?”

    Because somehow the Big Brother light bulb makes more sense to us if it were to run on batteries.

  • Excellent nanny cam
    But with Wi-Fi, so the post office can intercept the signal. That’s a real thing. The USPS is apparently now a legal domestic spying operation, on top of delivering the mail. Did the NSA go on strike or something?

  • Very covert
    In the 80’s, any kind of bulb besides the classic style would immediately draw your attention. Nowadays you could have a bulb shaped like Jake (from State Farm) and as long as it lit up, no one would bat an eye.
    Also, most reasonable people don’t stare at lights.

  • Perfect for surveillance in: home, office, entryways
    It doesn’t say it has to be -your- home or office!

  • Includes motion-activated mode
    This is a great feature when you just want to see if it’s cats or raccoons getting into your garbage.

    That’s right, Night Vision. Or did the part about WiFi grab your attention? Maybe you’re old like me and still trying to wrap your head around the fact that your light bulb spy cam is also a microphone.

    Now you audiophiles are probably asking a question, and the answer is yes.
    ”    It can record both video and sounds - it's also equipped for 2 way communications.” - Manufacturer’s description.

    So you can use your phone to talk to people who are pooping in your bathroom. In theory.

Ready to buy? Want to talk pricing and shipping? Well we can’t, not here. But here’s a link to a page where you can find a button to take you to an actual sales page.

Rockydennis Presents - Disclosure!
I really didn’t see the need for a sales funnel, but Google Ads don’t care for sales pages.

Or apparently landing pages that say “This is landing page to make Google happy. Click here for buying stuff.”

How is this page any different? I don’t get it either. Maybe they just want to see more effort on my part. Maybe Google isn’t mad, just disappointed.

But yeah I’m totally just trying (barely) to sell these cameras to make a commission.

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