ENERGY PRODUCTS Energy Pills These are the kind of energy supplements you find in Redline. Ever had Redline? Shit’ll have you bouncing off the walls.$40 Energy Bracelet Apparently this gives you +5 to energy stat.Frankly I’m pretty sure it’s bullshit, but the bracelet is probably appropriate for some angst-filled teen girl. Energy Fitness DVD This is a pretty standard gimmick, but to be honest, it’s actually the best value.-$20 DLC or $45 DLC + DVD Magical Energy Pills These are like other energy pills, except that they’re magic and will make your brain more powerful.$45 A Bottle Khundalini Wow. Just….wow.For $25, though, it might be a fun novelty or a gag gift. Juvenon You’ll need this to keep your heart from seizing after all these fucking supplements you’re wolfing down like they’re going out of style. From $40. Eat, Stop, Eat You don’t need this…yet. You’ll want to have it handy for later, though. You know, when you end up in the ICU because of supplement overdose so you stop taking them and start binge-eating and become fat af. Mindfulness for Energy The books and audio you get for $20 is worth it. After I got out of the hospital for things, the county paid for therapy. A mindfulness group happened to fall under this umbrella.It was pretty dope. I attend another group later on and paid $20 a session, happily.
