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Rockydennis Presents Merchandise

Welcome to Rockydennis Presents Merchandise. We’re just adding new stuff on top of the old stuff. Both for laziness, and for posterity. Mostly laziness. Scroll down if you want the Hobbit Feet.

Merchandise

Please buy these hobbit feet. Amazon has given me six months to sell 3 of them, or they’re going to terminate me. I don’t want to be in that awkward situation where my Amazon Prime delivery driver is also my Amazon Prime hitman, made even more uncomfortable because of social distancing. So please, stop the cringe. Buy the feet.


Get Rockydennis T-Shirts and other printable merchandise here!

Get Rockydennis T-Shirts and other printable merchandise here!

 Did you want a t-shirt with the first image of a reaver I got from a Yahoo! image search? Or did you want something else?

WHY NOT BOTH?!

…not both because apparently the reaver image was too low of quality. It wasn’t even a copyright issue, they just don’t want to be associated with LotRO-level “quality”.

Mike Tyson facemask was also removed. I feel like the Champ would have said it’s cool if they bothered to ask him.