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About Us

Rockydennis Presents is a multi-faceted brand, focused on providing purchasing opportunities through our Shop’s catalog across multiple outlets, while providing varieties of information and entertainment tailored to different platforms.

Rockydennis Presents is also (as of 12/31/2023) North America’s ONLY distributor of authentic, hand-crafted, pibgorns imported from Wales and shipped to you from Detroit, MI.

(Other items ship from varying geographic locations, typically within the continental United States).

Our other offerings include branded merchandise, niche and specialty items, and the occasional random mundanity.

Across the top of all pages on our site you will find a static set of links, including Contact and our Shipping and Return policies.