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Some of the links on this page are traps. Some are legit. Try to guess which ones! But yeah, you know, flytrap…trap links… ANYWAY,
if you want a Venus Fly Trap, this is the best choice for ordering online. If you’ve ever bought one before, you know they’re often rather weak and sometimes don’t even survive the trip from Wal-Mart to your house during the summer. Or maybe you have one growing, and it’s got a half-dissolved fly in its trap and then it dies. I didn’t know you could overfeed these things!
Well, that’s not what happened. People don’t realize that you’ve got to actually provide normal plant nutrients, besides just insects. Unless you live in like, Louisiana or some place these things thrive naturally. But they still don’t travel well. There are a few items on Amazon, basically glass jars with plant food solution and baby flytrap plants. These are super cool and the plants do pretty well. You still need to provide nutrients eventually, so now you’re learning basic hydroponics growing on top of having to figure out what food the plant wants. It does eliminate the step of determining your soil nutrient content and pH level, though.
So basically, don’t buy a potted live fly trap. That’s dumb and you’re wasting your money. Maybe from a store is okay, just don’t subject the poor thing to Michigan winters or leave it in your car on a hot day. Trust me, I’ve killed a half dozen of these things before I stopped being dumb.
Now you would think basic grow kits would be easy enough to find, but no. Everything on the internet has to be a goddamn hassle. Fortunately for you, I have no life so I was able to find the most ideal easymode setup for growing your own flytraps. So if you’re wondering why I chose a kit being marketed to children ages 4 +, let me reiterate that I have a lot of experience failing to keep flytraps alive. Wait, that sounds like I’m a retarded….so, pot-ato po-tato.
Just trust me. Scroll up and click, or click here, or take your chances on any of other links. They all lead to sites where you can buy stuff that will give me commissions, but that’s probably not why you came to the Fly Trap!
I’m happy to take your money, but please give the potted plants a pass!
Although the Dragon Venus does look dope af.