If you could travel anywhere, where would you go, and why?

I would go to Singapore. I'm totally down with how uptight and cleanliness oriented they are. I'm pretty sure even before Covid-19, no one was allowed to ride the Ferris Wheel (the one you always see in pictures of the city) because they might get fingerprints on the finish.

I'd bring my own cane, just in case someone was chewing gum. Instead of being the yankee outsider, I'd become their Great White Savior. Well, that's what it'd translate to. Really they'd see me as more of what they wish every Westerner would be like. But yeah, Asians are super racist. That's alright, I'm down with that, too.

I love Singapore.