Rocky’s Weekly Stock Picks

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Alright so, we all know RIOT is coming sooner than later. Personally, I’m looking at writing covered calls but you could totally swing it big if your order to buy shares executes at market open. BitCoin is back up over $50k, so that alone will push Riot’s stock price up a few points.

This week I’ve been thinking about portable nuclear batteries, Puerto Rico, cajun beef, and real estate. I’ll do Robinhood searches and see what we come up with. Oh, and male models. This Pin has gotten crazy reception with the ladies, and I know it’s the dude. It doesn’t matter that he’s thinking about cheating on his girl, he’s hot and he knows it.

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  1. VMC -Concrete company. This appears to be the oldest one (at a glance), and also a lot less specific about its functions. Additionally, they operate in the Bahamas. I can’t tell you why that matters right now, but it may have something to do with nuclear reactors in Puerto Rico.

  2. BPOP - Not as hilarious as “Rent-a-Center” being the search result for Puerto Rico, but a lot safer investment. Its Puerto Rico is involved in “retail, mortgage, and commercial banking”.

  3. CORN - I feel like I’ve seen this before. It’s a fun agriculture ETF. BARN is no longer listed, but MOO is also a good buy, I feel. MOO is more broad, however. I don’t know hardly anything about futures, or how significant it is that CORN is at $17 right now. I just assume food prices are going to double/triple in the next year or so. No reason to worry, no insider trading here. Move along.

  4. EWW - Absolutely hilarious. It’s a Mexico ETF. It does pay a dividend. Also, it trades Weekly Options. Unfortunately, despite a volatility warning from whatever site I was looking at, its been historically not super volatile. $42/share, .51 call premium. So for 4200 you get $50 a week. You could do that with $600 selling premium on SNDL at the ask price. Honestly though, this is a safe way to get invested in Mexico.

  5. ICCC - ImmuCell, a cow drug company. Technically their products include more than just anti-biotics and vaccines, but basically they provide the chemicals needed to make the modern beef industry able to provide insane amounts of beef and dairy to us on a reliable basis, at reliably affordable prices. Even if Bill Gates gets his way and bans the sale of beef to the public, the remaining cattle will still need their shots and tests.

I’d also like to take a chance on TTOO. What do they do? Can’t tell, but it sounds futuristic. It involves Magnetic Resonance and pathogen detection. It’s trading at $1.64 right now, which makes it an affordable gamble. But I bet you, if nothing else, this is going to spike hard when the next round of stimulus gets delivered. Wallstreetbets loves pumping penny stocks with the extra allowance their parents give them. Are they still a thing?

I couldn’t find any publicly traded male modeling companies. In fact, I couldn’t find any modelling companies listed. It’s probably not a thing for modelling agencies to have shareholders.

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