This week’s picks will focus on high-risk, low-reward stocks.

Just kidding. We’re going to be doing something even more exciting - preserving capital!

1. ACVF - $34.88/share. The American Conservative Values Fund ETF continues to steadily grow. There is a meager yield, which is not even worth mentioning. No woke bullshit here, no Bill Gates shenanigans, and no fucking Whoopi Goldberg.
   
   America - FUCK YEAH!
   
   

2. WSR - $10.96/share, 4.4% annualized yield distributed monthly. Next ex-div is…today, 12/1. This commercial REIT has not only helds it value, it has overall increased slightly. Solid.
   
   

3. FATBP - $15.08/share, 13% annualized yield paid monthly, next ex-div 12/7. These preferred shares have been great for both holding value as well as rate of return. Additionally, these shares are cumulative and have a coupon value of $25. We like it.
   
   

4. KSS - $23.42/share, 8.39% annualized return distributed quarterly. Next ex-div is 12/5. These shares represent Kohl’s. After the price took a hit (when the company flirted with selling gay sex books to kids), decisions were made to focus on actual business.
   
   We’ve got plenty of room to go up, and the current price isn’t in uncharted territory; this stock is in a good place for buyers.
   
   

5. IRS - $8.88/share, annualized yield at 2.24%. This is sort of misleading, as the dividend is paid annually. So while the next dividend is reflective of a price in the $4-5 range, next year’s dividend will likely be much greater.
   
   There’s a bit more risk here overall, but from an eagle-eye view…not really.
   
   PLUS - the ticker symbol is “IRS”. Who doesn’t love the IRS?