Please Kill Yourself, Dr. Fauci

I’m sure we can all agree that Dr. Fauci is human garbage. Frankly, I’m not sure how he was ever able to recover from telling the world that you can get HIV simply by being in close proximity to an infected individual.

Yes folks, please fact check that. There’s a really cute news reel from the 70’s in which he literally says that being too close to AIDS patients puts you at extreme risk of contracting HIV. Not those exact words, that’s not a quote, so let’s be fair to that point.

Anyway, apparently his new thing is whining about how courts are mean and hurt his feelings, and that the CDC should be fully above the law.

There is not enough face to palm.

Now, the institutions that exist and the checks and balances that supposedly exist are far from perfect. As a matter of fact, we’ve got a litany of problems with no feasible solutions. Basically what we as common people live under is a total cluster fudge. No, not the cookies. (Total Cluster Fudge is freaking delicious. It’s the best possible way to trigger adult onset diabetes).

That being said, can someone please explain when exactly the CDC became immune to judicial oversight? I’m sorry, I must not have gotten the memo about that one. Apparently neither did the federal judicial system.

We’ve collectively got enough bullshit to deal with as it is, we don’t need this douchebag trying to convince whoever will listen (no one) that the CDC should be the supreme authority over all things “health”. So, you know, life in general, as breathing is definitely a health related issue. GTFO with that noise. When I want to listen to some Alzheimer’s-induced non-sense from a geriatric with dementia I’ll tune in to Joe Biden, thank you very much.

Dear Dr. Fauci,

Please kill yourself.

Sincerely,
The World