India Travel Ban

Because really, do you want this coming to America?

To be honest, I’m surprised that India hadn’t already banned travel in general. Then again, India isn’t known for making intelligent choices about much of anything, as previously discussed in India Sucks.

It also seems strange that India is manufacturing most of the world’s covid-19 vaccines, but is itself unable to vaccinate its own population. DUMB.

Do a lot of people travel between India and the United States? I feel like they don’t. Besides all of India’s skilled professionals emigrating to America, there just doesn’t seem like there’d be any practical number of travelers in either direction.

Seriously, look at the picture. That isn’t even rush hour. That is early morning in an upper class neighborhood. Those are wealthy Indians. Does that look like the kind of impoverished, sub-standard of living you want? Of course not. Do you want the kind of people who come from that background moving into your gated community? NO!

The travel ban on India is too little, too late. We’ll take it, of course, but hopefully the ban remains permanent.

Prime Minister Modi stands proudly in one of India’s newest airports, pleased that YOU will never mar its purity with your beef-eating western ways. But wtf is that Chinese doing next to him? The hell? Doesn’t he know that they carry disease, like AIDS and botulism? Modi, stay away from that nasty CCP dog!

You wouldn’t know this, probably because you don’t care, but this is an airport in India. You’ll never get to see it in real life.

This is allegedly a train station in some desert part of India.

I find it hard to believe that there’s anywhere in India where you can take a picture and not have people in the shot. FAKE

That’s more like it.

Can you find the train in this picture? It’s there. And it’s running.

You would be forgiven for thinking that this train isn’t moving. Well you’re wrong. It is indeed in motion. This is completely normal.

You thought you’d just drive instead? YOU THOUGHT WRONG!

Travel in India sucks.

This article had very little to do with the Indo-American travel ban that most people don’t care about. Probably because there isn’t really much to expand upon.

“You can’t travel to/from India.”

Oh, why not?

“Covid-19”

Oh..that wasn’t already a thing?

“I know, right?”

What an awful article idea. And lazy. On that note, let’s close with a picture of a lazy Indian.

This guy was teleconferencing before work-from-home was cool.