India

India, second most populous country in the world. They’ve got over a billion people! I wonder if there’s billions of Brazilians yet? Probably not, there would have been a major news announcement. I’d love to hear Lester Holt say “Billions of Brazilians” on air.

What do we know about this country? Most of us didn’t know it even existed until we figured out what China was. Did you know that Indian and Chinese soldiers have had physical altercations? I don’t think anyone’s gotten shot yet, but any other country would be at war by now. Technically China is at war with everyone, but whatever.

So what is India’s problem? We know they export a lot of doctors, so they must be smart. But then why is open defecation so prevalent in their country? You might say poverty, but poor people in the US don’t poop in the streets…just the homeless. And only some homeless at that.

I asked the internet what India is. It told me that, India is a vast country with lots of secret places and unexplored lands. Well if this is the case, then why can’t people find somewhere to hide their poop? Why are they crapping in the streets of Delhi and Mumbai like it ain’t no thang?

Then there’s the Ganges River. Have you seen this, have you heard about this? It’s a massive river that’s extremely polluted. It also provides water for drinking/using/cooking, and fish for eating. And a convenient place to leave sewage (I guess some more well-to-do slum dwellers have huts on the river, and poop rooms with holes in the floor). WTF

I’m glad this is only a small image. Not sure I really want the high-res, high-def, hi-fi version. (I like my jpeg’s to have superior audio quality).

India sucks.