Not A Fan

I didn’t ask to find honey, I asked to find pizza deals near me. This is 2020, we are living in the future, so what the hell, I gave it a try. Got it installed, which just took me to a website where I could search (why did I need to install..whatever), so I searched for Pizza. I found lots of lists of coupons. At this point, I’m not pleased. Honey was supposed to do the searching for me, at this point I’m no better off and all I wanted was to impulse buy some pizza and now I can’t because it would no longer be an impulse buy, but a rage buy.

Just remembered I can’t afford pizza right now.