Deanmartin Presents

If you got it, you don’t need it. If you need it, you don’t got it.

You don’t get it? Shame on you.

Them that have it, get more of it.

The less they need it, the more they love it.

And it sticks …. to them like glue.

Ask the rich man, he’ll confess, “Money can’t buy happiness.”.

Ask the poor man, he don’t doubt

that he’d rather be miserable with than without.

If you spend it, please be wiser.

If you save it, you’re a miser.

You don’t want it?

You’re cuckoo.