Climate Change Hoax
Contrary to what the TV tells you, your actions do not actually affect solar flare activity.
It’s 2022. It’s time to purge this nonsense from our airwaves.
What follows is a climate action notice delivered through my internet-compatible device.
This used to be called “Ozone Action Day”. Do not mow your lawn if you want to live.
Air Quality Alert issued July 17 at 2:07PM EDT by NWS Detroit
...Air Quality Alert in effect for Monday July 18th...
The Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy has declared Monday July 18th to be an action day for elevated levels of ozone. Pollutants are expected to be in the unhealthy for sensitive groups range.
Oh, so the exact same as every other day.
The action day is in effect for the following Michigan counties...
St. Clair...Livingston...Oakland...Macomb...Washtenaw...Wayne and Monroe.
People and businesses are urged to avoid activities which lead to ozone formation.
Aight, pause. It’s about to get dumb.
These activities include...refueling vehicles or topping off when refueling, using gasoline powered lawn equipment and using charcoal lighter fluid. Positive activities include...
The charcoal is totally fine, but do NOT use lighter fluid, you uneducated slob. If you use lighter fluid to fire up your grill or start your bonfire, you are single-handedly killing the World.
biking to work, delaying or combining errands and using water based paints.
Ever notice how they never tell you to bike to work when the weather is good for biking? Like, all of October?
Not to mention most people drive like 30-45 minutes to their job. Yeah, let me just ride my bike 40 miles each way, no problem.
Combining errands…okay, cool, good idea. Not really specific to it being 82 degrees.
Oh yeah btw, 82 degrees is apparently an precedented temperature for July in Michigan. Yep, 82. Farenheit.
Water-based paints.
Seriously?
Fight Climate Change - Use Water Colors
(sounds like a safe activity for autistic sociopaths like Greta Thunberg)
It is recommended that active children and adults, and people with respiratory diseases such as asthma, limit prolonged outdoor exertion.
Don’t worry, it’s going to only be 78 degrees tomorrow. Then you wacky asthmatics and TB carriers can go crazy and exert yourself all day long.
For further information, please see the Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy page at http://www.deqmiair.org
If you’ve got any face left to palm, check that site out. Your tax dollars hard at work.
