As some of you have noticed, Rockydennis Presents now has a search bar on the home page.

The only real purpose it serves is for finding the hidden content pages on Rockydennis Presents. At the moment, there are only a handful. Full disclosure, I’m making them based 100% on what searches I see and feel inspired to spend 30 seconds “creating” a page.

That’s a wonderful after-thought which doesn’t accurately describe my experience at all. You see, what had happened was….

I put the search bar up just, I don’t know why. As luck would have it, it got used within minutes of being exposed to the live internet. And the live internet shocked and horrified me.

Now don’t get me wrong. I’ve had my share of Blue Waffles. I’ve seen Special Fried Rice. I even attended Lemon Party. And last year, I got the world record for spins in the Meatspin competition.

BUT THE STUFF YOU PEOPLE SEARCH FOR IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL FOR ME TO POST

And I shouldn’t be surprised that amongst the most god forsaken horrors you have shared anonymously, there seems to be 1 person who really likes N64 games. Particularly Mario related games. If they ever come back to the site, I hope they are happy with the new search results.

As for the rest of you … My goodness. The only real thing you can do is to repent. Do you know how to repent?