If you’re like me, you haven’t received a Covid-19 vaccination yet. If you’re even more like me, you didn’t do so because of Bill Gates’ depopulation plan (he doesn’t deserve credit for something the Jesuits established centuries ago), but because it simply wasn’t available.

Side effects include, swelling at injection site, headache, fever, flu-like symptoms, blood clots, and death.

Guess we lucked out!

If you watch Gravitas on WION, then you’ve probably already saw their report on the AstraZeneca vaccine that started out by explaining that over a dozen countries have banned the AZ Vaccine because it causes blood clots, which in some cases has led to death. Then about a minute later the anchor contradicts the facts she just presented by stating the the Indian-manufactured vaccine is completely safe.

China has reported that its death-inducing vaccines are 50% effective, and completely safe.

Meanwhile, in Russia… Everything is fine. Go home.

So what the hell is going on here? Most likely, AstraZeneca is outsourcing in some capacity to China. But we have no evidence or even fake news to go on in that regard. Maybe you do, but I don’t. Plus it’s also very likely that India is just being India, and sucking slightly less than China. That’s actually the more likely scenario.

The issue with the Chinese vaccines, as with all things from China, is that they cause death. I’m not opposed to people playing Han Roulette, but if you’re trying to prolong life then this is a bad choice.

The Indian vaccine causes blood clots, according to every country that isn’t India. Governments and corporations engage in conspiracy against each other on a daily basis. However, this is not that. This is just India being India, producing mediocre products that are substantially safer than anything China can produce. AstraZeneca also says that the blood clots aren’t actually being caused by their shot, and that the benefits outweigh the risks. …wait, didn’t they just say there aren’t any risks?

Honestly though if I believed the CCP virus to be a serious enough threat, I’d roll with the AZ shot. Blood clots are probably a lot easier to treat than death. And that side effect is only in a minority of recipients.

“But Rocky!”, you say, “What about Pfizer and Moderna?”. I assume that since I haven’t seen or heard anything on YouTube about Moderna, that the company no longer exists. Presumably not because of the vaccine, which must be quite safe since there doesn’t seem to be anyone linking death status to Moderna vaccine.

Pfizer is a bit more interesting of a situation. To be clear, Pfizer is pure Evil. It also has the safest, most effective vaccine. Pfizer, to my knowledge, hasn’t addressed any issues of DVT or dying, probably because their shots won’t cause either of those things to manifest in recipients. Also, Pfizer is trying to extort sovereign nations into collateralizing themselves. Not unlike Xi Jinping’s Belt and Road Initiative, Pfizer is trying to pressure governments into giving up military bases, large tracts, nationalized companies, military hardware, seaports, etc. Pfizer so far isn’t having great success, but whether or not Pfizer ends up with a standing army in Brazil isn’t our concern.

Our concern is the safety of the Pfizer vaccine. Obviously it’s safe, and super effective. How can we deduce this, besides just taking their word for it? They’re bullying 3rd world governments. Pfizer is literally trying to exert influence and control over Latin America, relying entirely on the leverage of their particular vaccine. Either this is the Big Pharma equivalent of holding a royal flush, or the biggest bluff in the history of mankind.

“But Rocky!”, you say, “Thinking for myself terrifies me! Tell me what to do!”. Alright alright, I got you.

Get the vaccine, for free, when it becomes available. Make sure, however, before getting injected that you can confirm where the shot came from. Don’t just accept that it was made by an American company. If it was manufactured in China, do not accept it. Period.

I would also exercise caution with the AstraZeneca shot. Look up deep-vein thrombosis and maybe decide if blood clots are something you are personally concerned about. The low percentage of those individuals who experienced the side effect suggest there are probably other risk factors involved.

I’m not a doctor, but I do wear a mask when I brush my teeth.