Are you tired of coffee with an agenda? Don’t need your morning brew telling you how to live? Just plain sick of giving money to companies that quite literally hate you?

Coffee Brand Coffee does none of those things, because it’s just coffee. There’s no other hook, there’s no other ulterior motive, and frankly there’s no bullshit. Just great coffee.

“But Rocky!”, you interrupt so rudely, “What about….”. Cutting you off, I point out that all the hippy Earth loving badges have been earned by Coffee Brand Coffee. I have absolutely no clue which ones those are, probably things like Fair Trade and non-GMO. All I know is, the treehuggers aren’t complaining.

Don’t like ground coffee? Prefer whole bean? What about tea? Cocoa? K-Cups (*coming soon)*?

Coffee Brand Coffee has over 2000 5-star reviews from actual humans. That shits all over pretty much every other product on the internet. That was in what, a 5 week timeframe? Maybe the first couple hundred took a while, and then it spiked.

I don’t know, it’s not my coffee, not my brand. All I know is there’s nothing stopping me from putting a 50% markup on Coffee Brand Coffee coffees, teas, and cocoas.

We’re not linking to Coffee Brand Coffee’s website, because we want your money here. And here.

We have no affiliation with Coffee Brand Coffee in any way. Sucks for them.